all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic








you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then


yeah wow that’s spot on perfect



Title: Imagine you and Dean pretending to be engaged for a case then accidentally falling for each other

Original Imagine Link: here

Warnings: Some mild language and violence.

Notes: I tweaked the imagine just a little bit so they’re pretending to be engaged rather than married. Hope you…


Prisoner (Crowley x Reader)


Summary: The winchesters catch you (a demon) looking for Crowley, they hold you prisoner in the dungeon before you break your way out.

A/N: I got a little carried away, it’s a bit longer than I imagined it but I had fun writing it all the same. I can see there potentially being a part 2 to this but for now its a standalone :) Hope you enjoy reading it!


She heard a gun clicking next to her head and turned around slowly to meet the Winchesters, Dean was holding the gun as Sam stood by with a knife.

Cuffs were quickly put onto her hands before she had a chance to do anything and her hands were linked together behind her back.

“Should we blindfold her” said Sam, they were leading her towards the black Impala at the roadside

Dean nodded as he dove into the boot of the car pulling out a length of black material. Tying it around her eyes they pushed her into the back of the car before driving away.

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This one is for anonymous who requested: 'Imagine Crowley asking you to be his Queen but the Winchesters disapproving'

A/N: Its quite short but I hope you like it anyway, thank you for the request! 


“Okay, I can do this, I can completely and totally do this” you said to yourself looking into the bathroom mirror having splashed your face with cold water.

“You love Crowley, you want to spend the rest of your life with him – you just need to get this one thing out of the way first and now is probably the best chance you’ll get”.

Crowley had proposed to you over a week ago, you’d said yes, obviously, but now came the hard part – telling Sam and Dean. Having worked with them for just under two years they’d come to see you as the younger sister they’d never had. You’d told them that you and Crowley were seeing each other but never quite how serious it was. They’d told you to be careful and you’d left it at that, and now here you were standing in the ladies bathroom trying to figure out how to tell them that you and Crowley wanted to further your relationship together.

You played through a few scenarios in your head,

  1. They could be really happy and congratulate you – very unlikely because Crowley is the king of freaking hell
  2. They’d stare at you in horror until they eventually died of old age – sort of likely or they’d just never talk to you again
  3. They’d kill Crowley and/or Crowley would repay the favour – the most likely of all and something that you really would rather avoid.

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Talking by the Fireplace (CrowleyxReader)


Request from Anon: “Please can you write a one shot about “Imagine Having a Late Night Drink and Heart-to-Heart by the Fireplace with Crowley”? :)”

A/N: Another one that I  really enjoyed writing, please keep your requests coming :)

Warnings: Death of a loved one, some swearing.


“Mind if I join you” came a smooth British accent from behind you “I bring Scotch”.

You looked over from your chair to see Crowley standing there, his usual smirk on his face and carrying two glasses and a bottle of Craig. You waived your hand over to the other chair next to you before going back to your book.

Since taking up hunting with the Winchesters you’d found yourself sitting here more and more often. In front of the fireplace was your favourite place in the entire bunker, something about the mild smell of smoke, the flickering light and the warmth made it the only place you felt comfortable. You’d usually sit with a book, even surrounded by people you found yourself feeling alone at the best of times, you’d decided to fill your life with the characters in the novels – the only people able to take you away from what your life had become.

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"Imagine being Castiel’s daughter and falling in love with Dean (part two)" One Shot


Author: fandoms-and-depression

Original imagine link: 

Warnings: maybe little fluffy at the end

Words: 430


After a long time of the Winchester brothers questioning you, you were finally let back to your room. You just sat on the bed and stared at wall. Thoughts filled your mind like bees filled beehives.

 ’I’m such a fool. I bet they’ll call Castiel and just let him take me back. Or they might kill me. Why did I have to come in first place? Foolish child.’

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